Whatever is a hipster to do once a baby arrives?  Never fear, there’s a party-circuit called Baby Loves Disco devoted to bringing occasional family-friendly discos to several cities.

The Post writes of the party’s most recent Washington incarnation that occured this weekend at the Rock and Roll Hotel bar on H Street.  Not only did little hipsters-in-waiting get to shake their huggies, but mom and dad got to sing along to the Pet Shop Boys while sipping rails.

Such a topic invites satire:

For some of the younger set, this was a chance to practice their moves with the ladies. David, 18 months, eyed an older woman: Lilah, 2. She was the quirky type, one leg warmer, a pink tutu, blond ringlets and a killer smile. He took a big pull off his juice box and wobbled up to her, a typical nightclub move. He attacked with fervor, giving her a giant, sloppy hug.

Adorable, but there are still some unanswered questions.  How much do you tip the barkeep for refilling little Taylor’s sippy-cup.

Authoritarian Fries?

Some in China are mad over French sympathies for Tibet. Some are boycotting French chains such as Carrefour.

The New York Times reports:

Like many young people, Ms. Zhu, a student at Beijing’s prestigious Foreign Studies University, said she had been infuriated by what she described as unfair attacks on the country’s image. “China used to be known as the sick man of Asia,” said Ms. Zhu, 19, who has been sending out tens of thousands of pro-boycott messages through QQ, a popular online chat service. “We were separated like sand. But this worldwide show of support by Chinese all over the globe illustrates we have solidarity on this issue. After 5,000 years, we’re not so soft anymore.”

Someone’s got a chip on her shoulder.

Anyway, let France be warned: you are the new America.

Fluff consumed much of tonight’s Democratic debate. Though Obama’s association with a racist pastor and Clinton’s made up stories about dodging sniper bullets make good material for reporters on a deadline, policy should have been the sole topic of the night.